Urban Outfitters is Selling a Drunken Jesus T-Shirt for St. Patrick's Day

The Bible famously recounts a moment when Jesus Christ turns water into wine during a wedding he, his mother and his apostles attend at Cana, in Galilee. He asks servants to fetch six great stone water jars and to fill them. When they carry the jars to the host's table, he's surprised to taste not water, but wine. Jesus goes onto perform another 36 miracles before his death. Good taste suggests leaving the idea of drinking and Jesus here. But that hasn't stopped Urban Outfitters from dreaming up its latest creation.