Neiman Marcus is Selling Frozen Collard Greens for $66 Plus Shipping

Yes, you read that headline right. Luxury retailer Neiman Marcus is selling collard greens for $66, plus shipping. While known for the opulent gifts in its holiday gift guide, including the likes of his and her Island Cars for $65,000, and trips to Europe for $700,000 for you and eight of your closest friends, this particular offering seems a little off-base. The collard greens, described as "seasoned with just the right amount of spices and bacon" and "ships fully cooked and frozen," can also be accompanied by its Baked Bean medley for $80; an item called "Oma's Cheesy Potatoes" for $76; and a full Holiday Turkey Dinner for $495. NPR reports the comfort food's tag has caused an uproar on social media, with the hashtag #gentrifiedgreens.

Total Retail's Take: ... *speechless* I'm  gonna say "NOPE" to this. Not sure what Neiman Marcus is thinking with this one. I'll stick to grocery shopping at the store down the street.