Tesco Slump Due to Divine Intervention, Says Christian Pressure Group

A fringe Christian pressure group has attributed Tesco's recent poor sales to divine intervention, claiming that "God has answered our prayers for confusion in the Tesco boardroom." Christian Voice, a prayer and campaigning organization that claims to have nearly 2,000 members across the U.K., protested outside Tesco shops towards the end of last year over the company's decision to sponsor a family area at the Gay Pride celebrations in London.